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good one . . . rocking! grumpy old woman? did I not say “good looking”? I had a good looking customer usually opening in lingerie and a not so good looking one once opening topless at the same location mentioned but that latest customer was indeed good looking and (not to mention) completely naked so yeah that was an appreciated experience :slight_smile:

a hug as a goodbye too . . . :slight_smile:

Ah! That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes! Though it’s a bit edgy, I think it’s appropriate considering the subject anyway.


A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00.”

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this IS a Union House.”

The man asked, “And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00”

“That’s more like it!” the UAW man said.

He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. “I’d like her for the night.”

“I’m sure you would, sir”, said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has Seniority.”


Heyooo!!!

That is all.

Haha I am only reading this now this damn vacation has kept me from checking the forum . . .

Haha I am only reading this now this damn vacation has kept me from checking the forum …

Haha! You make it sound like the Bachido forum is part of your work schedule! :wink: ('ey, if it is, all the better! :smiley: )

sort of :slight_smile: