Bachido Fashion sense

General
#1

Are you a member of bachido?.. Do you have any fashion sense?
Mini skirts and viking clothing is what you need to spruce up that old wardrobe. Heres some statistics how this can increase your fashion sense

The time for change is now!
Order here to subscribe to a lifetime of fashion sense for 12 easy payments of $19.95.

Do you own a dog or cat? Well I’ve got just the thing for you!
Sweater vests and ALLMÄNNA SVENSKA NATIONALDRÄKTEN! Are in season and just screaming the name BACHIDO!
So order din SVENSKA DRÄK today!
To order please call 09-999-999-¼, thats 09-999-999-¼ Or visit our website and buy buy buy!
A link to our website would be www.google.com/stuff

Brought to you by Bachido news.

WARNING! Side effects may include the following, Drowsiness, Flamboyance, Ego-Inflation, Foresight and Hallucinations of a clown hitting you with a stick.

#2

Damn just wait til they see me reppin’ at the club dressed like a slutty Viking, I’ll be like “u get me bruv???..but doooo you thoooooough???”…sweet, can we negotiate on the clown though, I ain’t feelin it :stuck_out_tongue:

#3

Yeaaah broo ^^ so how bout it,
you gunna buy?
I gots the stuff if you got the money

#4

Oooooooh!!! This is enticing.

Side effects? Piece of cake.

Drowsiness < Espresso

Flamboyance < I’ve Flambéed and is somewhat buoyant in water.

Ego < Plenty big as it is, but believe has room to enlarge.

Foresight < That was circumcised from my brain, so wouldn’t mind having that back.

Hallucinations < Eve better! The clown can possibly tame that annoying pink elephant that’s running through my room all the time.

I’ll take two! :smiley:

#5

I believe this when I see it!

#6

Awesome, so thats two lifetime subscriptions.
If you order now You can even win a free flashlight if you order within the next 10 seconds.

#7

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh CLOWNS!
they scare the crap outta me, count me out >

#8

Join the darkside amanda, we have cookies >:P

#9

mr cookie himself >:O
bow before him!

~taken with my LG Cookie

#10

not even for cookies would i go near a clown.
I have a fear of clowns…

i make my own cookies XD
(also has LG cookie)

p.s the darkside lied about having cookies…

#11

whatever that is in the picture I am afraid of it :slight_smile:

#12

D: ooo you do have an LG cookie amanda? what colour?
using my xperia U right now though,

BH how can you be afraid of a teddybear cookie with headphones on ? silly

#13

yeah i has a black lg cookie with a crystal jelly case on the outside…

#14

I knew it!

#15

awesome amanda, i have the light pink LG cookie ^^
with a leather case :slight_smile:

it matches din SVENSKA DRÄK very nicely, soo grant you in for paying a lifetime of £$£$£$£ for fashion to improve your standing within bachido? Its the bachido thing to do :slight_smile:

#16

why do we even have clowns? I’ve never met anyone who liked them

#17

dunno, maybe derived from jesters of the old days? / street performers?

i havent seen one since i was 3 though

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