I found this EXTREMELY informative entry. (CAUTION: Swallow any tea, or coffee, or alcoholic beverage now, before opening the link.)
Where’d you find that crazy site?!? [lmao]
I think wombats and “Mammeries of a Geisha” were
my personal favourites… 
Hahahahaha!!! Wow, I really didn’t see that coming!! ;-D I second Linda, how on earth did you find that??
Linda, lovely new profile pic! Much more Bachidoesque. 
People looked at me strangely today on the bus to work due to this! I laughed a lot.
Kyle:
Linda, lovely new profile pic! Much more Bachidoesque.
I knew you’d like it. Have had this for years but couldn’t use it anywhere else for the silliest of reasons. (In the heat of costume changes during a professional photo shoot, I forgot to put on my obijime. But I decided yesterday that forgetting to put on an article of clothing actually is, as you phrased it, more Bachidoesque, and that no one here would mind. :-D)
Karl:
People looked at me strangely today on the bus to work due to this! I laughed a lot.
Fortunately, I read this alone in my house with all the windows closed, so no one tried to commit me when I cackled out loud.
I lost it at the mental image of the specially shaped tofu flake. There was no turning back after that.
LOL - I think I was BINGing “buy jiuta bachi or shamisen jiuta bachi” (probably the latter …), and that site came up. For the second time this week, I spit coffee all over my monitor (Thank you Kevin Kmetz, LOL, for that rousing rendition!) - hence the cautionary warning.
My favorite was the famous shamisen player “Chikichiki Janjan” and all the stuff that they wrote about the Yoshida Brothers - LOL!!
Oh. P.S. Linda, I love your new profile pic, too! Love the “rock-n-roll” stance, lol! XOXO
cool pic yes and seriously I on many a occasion checking out the forum earlier already wanted to congratulate you Lorraine with regard to your (rather . . . right?) new profile pic too . . . f***g A as you americans I think would say now how can I transition to saying that I also found the skinning options including “arse skin” quite a funny information in that article . . . 
Yes, it’s pretty new, thanks, BH! lol - I thought it would be … different. ;D
Love this “uncyclopedia”. It’s hysterical! I’ve been browsing a lot of the articles and just cracking up!